GREG GUTFELD: The CDC needs to do some soul-searching

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I love it. Let it pass me by. Let it wash over me. Oh, it feels so good. Sorry. It’s Thursday, which means Friday tomorrow and then the weekend. And my friends say I didn’t learn anything at Berkeley. I love a good schedule.

So the CDC needs a makeover worse than Joy Behar. CDC stands for the Centers for Disease Control, but what did it really control during the pandemic? There is nothing. Instead, it became another warm branch of the bureaucratic machine, a political organization making political statements and protecting its political allies.

So it’s no surprise that during the pandemic, they were more of a crap show than a leaky naval enema. So they have to change, and we are not talking about a half-assed transition. I am talking about a 100% restoration of Bruce to Caitlyn and a think tank agrees with me, saying that the “CDC needs a full reset” because it can no longer be trusted to handle pandemics world Hell, at this point, they can’t be trusted to treat an outbreak of dandruff or athlete’s foot. I wouldn’t trust them to cure disco fever. Yet they say everything from racism to climate change is a health risk.

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According to them, anything they don’t like could be a health hazard. How convenient is that? I’m surprised they don’t want warning labels on Republicans, and yet they miss the things that are killing us by the millions. No wonder the obesity epidemic is out of control. Oh, that picture must have appeared by accident, although someone get them more oats.

The Center for Strategic and International Studies or CSIS, says, “The CDC has entered a period of peril… [And] on a sharp decline in popular trust and confidence…” But wait, are we talking about the CDC or just about everything these days? That one line could be apply to all major institutes. Well, except for the “Gutfeld!” Institute for Awesome Quads and Abs Yes, you can still trust them Good people and excellent whirlpools, lots of privacy, if you know what i mean.

Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
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But it’s true, the way the CDC handled COVID really put it on the map, the same way the JFK assassination put Dealey Plaza on the map yeah it’s a stretch. The report also recommends that it needs to change how it collects data and be more flexible with its budget. Wow, that’s great. That’s like saying Jeffrey Dahmer’s problem was his choice of moods.

The report adds, “CDC reinstatement is a matter of national security. The leadership must prove that it is fully in the reform game. But the real power for change rests with the White House, “which means they want the CDC to move. headquarters from Atlanta to DC, and why? So Joe Biden could be fired from the comfort of his own Acorn Stairlift. Moving to Washington only makes sense if you think carjacking is a good way to meet strangers. So while I agree that the CDC is as bad as the diseases it purports to control, I’m not sure that land grift and senility is the right answer. So what is it? Well, you need to bring in someone who knows how to clean the house. Yes, I mean, a woman.

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Terrible, but what you really need is someone who knows and appreciates science, has no appetite for politics and has no problem dissing your layers of useless, delicious bureaucracy. Basically, we need to clone Elon Musk because he gets it. I mean, you run into this problem everywhere in government. It is an administrative bureaucracy where people fight for status rather than fighting disease.

And if you noticed, everything about health took a backseat to increasing the media footprint of experts. Being on TV was more important than fighting TB. Dr. Fauci was on the screen more than our ads for Relief Factor and is nowhere near as good for you. The only thing that improved was the health of his ego.

WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 01: Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and Chief Medical Advisor to the President, provides an update on the Omicron COVID-19 vaccine at the daily press conference at the White House on December 01, 2021 in Washington, DC.  The first case of the omicron variant in the United States was confirmed today in California.

WASHINGTON, DC – DECEMBER 01: Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and Chief Medical Advisor to the President, provides an update on the Omicron COVID-19 vaccine at the daily press conference at the White House on December 01, 2021 in Washington, DC. The first case of the omicron variant in the United States was confirmed today in California.
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So it’s not just the widespread mistakes, because we’ve all made them. It’s about why there was so much fuss with the experts. Why is that? Well, obviously, politics took over because the CDC brought in teachers unions and identity merchants rather than providing real health advice that could have saved lives. Suddenly, they were making big statements about every liberal cause. Everything became a health crisis, racism, the environment, gun control, and yet fentanyl is slipping with them, just like COVID did. Just like obesity. Just like sugar.

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So, yeah, I think it’s time for the CDC to do some soul-searching, if they have one, and maybe come up with a vaccine that counters politics.

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